So I said to the bride ...

"Are you in a silly mood?" She said "Why?" And I said "Because if you've ever wanted to be a statue, now's your chance."

Whereupon Jane, with the assistance of her new husband, hitched up her skirts and hopped up onto this ledgey thing in the Italian Gardens at Hever Castle.

Needless to say, after we'd taken a few pictures of Jane being a statue, Alex decided he wanted in on the action and hopped up alongside her, much to the consternation of the castle's General Manager who was with us at the time.

The masonry survived though, and here's proof that from time to time we take some very silly pictures ...