Going to the loo #3

This just in from Zoë R ...

"The only way to go to the toilet in a portaloo whilst wearing a big dress is to sit on it backwards i.e. facing the cistern with your back to the door. It's the only way to get all of the dress out of the way of toilet going whilst ensuring you don't get that nasty blue disinfectant stuff all over it. This tip has been used by two others brides and they agree it's the way forward (or backwards !!!)"

Thanks Zoë!