She's done what?

So the bride decides it's time to get into the frock and Mum, ever anxious to help, produces a pair of scissors to remove the hangy-up loop thingies (bloke term there) from the Vera Wang. Whether it was the champagne or just the general excitement I have no idea, but I do know that when the time came that evening to bustle the dress, there was no loop to hang the train from ...

If you can imagine your mum doing the same, do make sure that on the day she (a) starts at the top of the dress (b) counts the loops she cuts off and (c) stops at two.