Blokes and buttonholes

If there's one thing you can guarantee that the blokes will have a problem with on the day, it's their buttonholes. Or, if you prefer, their boutonnières.

Even if you or the florist has ensured that the buttonholes are in the right location at the right time and they're labelled so they know which is whose, you can practically guarantee that they won't be able to put them on their jackets properly.

The only solution we know of to this problem is to ensure that when blokes meet flowers, there's either a florist or a competent lady present to sort them out.